Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...