Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...