An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!