Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...