If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...