Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
4 Doctors talk Politics!
An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...