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Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Return the Dog
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Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
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Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
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What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...