Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...