What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...