The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...