He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...