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Read the label first!
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On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
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A penis study
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head...
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98
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No children yet
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Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...