Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...