Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...