Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...