Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...