Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
An effective contraceptive
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Fish cost a fortune
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What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Two plus two is five
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