What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Windows 2000 Errors!
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Nun Attacked by Gorilla
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Upmanship
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A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Pulled over.
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Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!