How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...