Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...