I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!