How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
How is sex like air?
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Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
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Some beauty parlors do a great job…
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