Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...