Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...