A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...