Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...