Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...