Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...