Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
2 Bullets
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half of everything
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Discipline
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A kind of sport
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The cause of arthritis…
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Brown Eye
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Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
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You will forget it
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