Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...