The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.