Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!