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An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Analysis of A Man
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Breast Awareness
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Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
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How many mimes?
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Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
There are four basic types of chain letters: I
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Trombone jokes
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