Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...