Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
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|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...