New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...