Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...