Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...