Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...