A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...