Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...