Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...