Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...