Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...