Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....