Irishman declares war
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Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...