Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...