A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...