What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...