Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...